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three cats

when where the good ol’ days?
i’m not sure exactly, but i’m willing to bet it was some time
before the woman in the street with the three cats started
screaming her fucking lungs out about something i can’t
even understand

journblog entry one

this is shit, don’t read it

9.50pm thursday

i just realised that i’m addicted to planlessness, and i don’t even think that’s a real word. i could really use a drink right now, but i could really use a sleep even more. i’ll settle on a slink instead. there you go, another made up word. see, planlessness is really working for me.

this is shit, don’t read it

bliss

there was rain all the night and i woke
at a quarter past somethin’
with memories of a dream
(hot)
and i tossed and turned and you
(tossed and turned)
me over and over
until the rain blew in and the sheets
were wet, and we lay in the bliss
of the morning

sway

i heard the door close and her heels on the tiled floor. she called out.

“what are you in the mood for?”

“i’m in the mood to sway.”

she had expected her husband’s voice.
her head appeared around the corner.
she wore a business suit and a grin.

i stood and walked behind her.
i wrapped my arms around her waist and kissed her neck.

“what do you want to sway?”

“your mind, and your hips.”

we both looked at my wife sitting on the sofa.

happy birthday kate.

E61 grouphead shenanigans

so, you had coffee with her?
yes, i told you that
but noah, that’s not all is it
what do you mean?
you didn’t just have a regular latte did you
well,
you had a cappuccino
so what if i did?
noah, a cappuccino! you know what that leads to
what are you implying?
first it’s cappuccino, then it will be macchiato!
well, you don’t have macchiato with me any more!
oh my god Noah, did you have a macchiato with her?
well, no. not exactly
not exactly! what exactly did you have with her noah? tell me the truth!
the truth? you want the truth!?!
yes Noah, the tru-
WE HAD A FUCKING AFFOGATO! YES, THAT”S RIGHT! A FUCKING AFFOGATO! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
i.. fu… no.. noah…
i’m sorry. i never meant,
SHUT UP NOAH YOU FUCKINGFUCKINGFUCKIN ASSHOLE!
no wait, don’t,
FUCKOFFLEAVEMEALONE, NONONONO,

**SLAM**