Recipe: Noah’s Special Soup

It’s the best kind of soup.
But a word of warning.
You may never go back.
To normal soup again.

Take a steak.
A real big fat one.
Heat some oil.
In a big black skillet.
Put in the steak.
But only half cook it.
Then take out the steak.
And eat it with your hands.
Go to the fridge.
Get an icy cold beer.
To wash down the steak.
Drink it all.
Without breathing.
Then belch loudly.
Now sit on your ass.
And watch football.

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